Foley Jokes

OK, these are just too easy to ignore:

- Congress will leave no page unturned as it tries to determine Foley's guilt.
- He's running a "touchy Foley" campaign
- No other congressmen will take a page from Foley's strategy
- Molested and alcoholic maybe...but gay sex with employees is where we draw the line.
- The only thing that could make former New Jersey Governor Jim McGreevey look good.
- Suddenly, McGreevey is sorry he didn't run for Congress instead.
- Maybe he shouldn't still be referred to as "The Honorable Mark Foley".
- Why do I not take solace in the following statement (by Foley's lawyer): "Mark Foley wants you to know he is a gay man".
- I guess in this case, Dennis Hastert should be called the NON-Speaker of the House.