PayPal spammers jolted by explosion at PayPal HQ

SAN FRANCISCO: Earlier today, an explosive device of unknown origin broke a window at PayPal headquarters. In an immediate attempt to take advantage of the event, numerous scam artists known to be fake PayPal spammers called authorities to say that their offices also had been compromised. "Hey, man - a b*mb went off in front of my w&nd*w", said Omar Yotifa, a Nigerian businessman with claimed ties to PayPal. Michael Smithson of Newark, Delaware also noted that "...there was this big expl$si^N outside that broke all the gl*ss in my h#us*!" Authorities have no leads on either the real or spam-based explosions, but those with any information are urged to send their social security number, credit card and CVN numbers and home phones to www.imaschmuck.com.