Paul is Dead...Wrong

[Sung to the tune of "Norwegian Wood"]

There...once was a band
everyone swooned
they always crooned

Steve...Jobs was a wiz
Guy, him and Woz
Made Apple a cause

But the Beatles chose "Apple" for their label and never looked back
And Steve, Guy and Woz picked the same as they brought out the Mac

Despite...their different worlds
The Beatles were pissed
and said "Cease and desist"

Agreements...were reached in time
Jobs' Apple could stick
"Just don't go music"

Then all of a sudden the iPods appeared everywhere...
The Beatles and Yoko thought that that wasn't real fair

So...they all brought suit
iTunes is wrong
Apple's in song

"No...we don't write songs...
We just download
But not Abbey Road"

(Try going to look for the Fab 4 in the iTunes store
No tunes there from "Apple"; now doesn't this get to the core?)

I...bet that the crew...shamed from before, now won't be had
Mike...al Jackson went...and pried loose the songs...wasn't that "Bad"?