Two that could be somewhat related:
Apple Softness Brings Down Nasdaq
and
Ciara leads Vibe Award nominations
Now, the first one could have been written more creatively, to wit:
- NASDAQ Bruised By Apple Softness
- NASDAQ Cored by Apple
... you get the picture.
As for the second one, WHAT THE HECK are the "Vibe Awards", and how do I get tickets? What did Ciara do (and with what) to win? When I first read this, I also thought it said "Cialis leads Vibe Award nominations", which would make more sense, perhaps (or not since an erstwhile Cialis user wouldn't really NEED a Vibe Award, I suppose).
Now what if the headlines were combined?
Vibe Awards Bruised by Apple Softness?
Soft Apple Bruises Ciara at Vibe Awards?
NASDAQ Goes Soft After Apple Bruised At Vibe Awards
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